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Remake of Movie Ghulam in Tamil.

"Rajnikanth" as hero..

Runnings towards train

5 meters left,

4m.

3m.

2m.

1m.

TRAIN jumps on the other track! :D :D
Yanna rascala! Mind it! ;)

Always smile ,

you know


why?

because..

hanso ,

jiyo ?

muskurao


kya
pata ?




kal daant ho na ho?

great words- KAL KA KAAM AAJ MAT KARO, KYA PATA KAL TAK US KAAM KO KARNE K LIYE KOI MACHINE AA JAYE.
FOR ALL KAAM CHOR.

 pati-na kajre ke dhar na motiyo ka har fir bhi kitne sunder ho,patni-saf,saf kyon nahi kahte ki makeup ke paise nahi doge

पत्नी (Dileep Sharma से)- तुम रोज सुबह मेरे चेहरे पर पानी क्यों डालते हो?
पति (पत्नी से)- तुम्हारे पिता ने कहा था मेरी बेटी फूल की तरह है इसे मुरझाने मत देना इसलिए...

Aik Sharabi roz apni gali se raat ko pi kar gujrta tha. Usne dekha ki aik khambe par aik chhota sa board tanga hai jis par likha padha nanih ja raha tha. Usne thann li ki kuchh bhi ho jaye main ise baord par likhe hue shabad pakka padhunga. Badi mushkil v mehnat se jab khabe par tange baord tak pahuncha top us par likha tha aap khambe ko hath na lagaye isme abhi abhi paint kiya giya hai.

Dileep Sharma's Son After Watching

"Singham"

Dileep: Beta Tumhare Result
Ka Kia Hua
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Boy: Kuch Bhi Kerne ka Lekin
Mera Ego Hurt Nahi Kerne ka. . .

Sonu and monu chatting:
Sonu bola-
"Achha hua yaar mein gujraat mein paida nhi hua"
Monu bola-
" kyo? aisa kyo soch rha hai?"
Sonu bola-
"Kyo ki mujhe gujraati nhi aati"

ek kanjus ki shadi me bar bar pani pesh kiya ja raha tha
ek bhook se behaal hokar
chillaya
bhai biryani milegi kya
pani gale me atak gaya hai

Teacher- Jo bhi Student swarg jayega wo apna haath uthaao?
(Ek Student ko chhodkar sabhi ne apne haath utha liye)
Teacher-Tumne apne haath Q nahi uthaye?
Student-Sir meri maa ne kaha tha ki School se seedha ghar aana warna taang tod dungi.

Ramesh - Suresh, aap bol e the ki maine bhi is film mein kam kiya hai. Main yeh film 3 baar dekh chuka hun, tum kahin bhi nazar nahin aye.
Suresh- Jab 3 gunde hero ko band bore mein dal kar nadi mein fankte hain us samay asli hero nahin balki bore mein, main hota hun.

Husband busy watching cricket..

Wife came in a new dress and asked him...

"Main kaisi lag rahi hu???" o.O
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Husband started clapping n shouted .......''CHAKKA"...

Dulha hi dulhan ki maang kyo bharta hai??
kyo ki agar dulhan duhle ki maang bharne lage,
to
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duniya ke saare ganje kunware reh jaayenge

 I told my maa-papa that i want a blackberry or apple..
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They Replied-
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Bhutte ka season hai beta, bhutte khao... ;)

 Sonu ek doctor ke clinic pe bhagta-2 gya aur bola,
"Doctor saaheb aapki fees kitni hai"
Doctor bola,
"Rs 100"
Sonu bola-
..."thik hai doctor saaheb jaldi chaliye patient ko dekhna hai"
Doctor aur sonu doctor ki car mein chale gye,
Sonu ne car ek jagah rukwaai aur car se utar ke bola-
"Doctor saaheb ye lo Rs 100 "
"vo actually taxi vaale rs 200 maang rhe the"
"thank you"

 ek admi k dant me kida lag gaya
wo doctor k pass gaya to Dr bola- 4 din subah -sham dudh- biscuit lo
or 5ve din sirf Dudh lo
kida jarur nikal jayega

...Usne 4 din dudh biscuit liya or 5ve din sirf dudh piya

keeda bhar nikla or bola
aaj Biscuit nahi hai kya be ?:

 Do Lady 1 pad k niche baithi kafi der se bate kar rahi thi
Achanak ek Aam gira
First lady- ye aam kaise gira.
Aam bola-pak gaya hu tumhari bate sun-sun ke.

 Khuda Bahut Mehrban H Ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Kimat Nai Rakhi
Vrna Hm Aap Jese DOST Ki Kimat Kese Ada Krte
Qki

Chawani
Athani
Ab Kaha Chalti H..
hahahahaha

 Patni (gusse mein):
Tum Sab Mard Ek Jaise Hote Ho..

Excellent Counter Question:

Pati:
"Tum Sab Mard" Se Kya Matlab, Tum Kitno Ko Janthi Ho??

Zabardast Reply:

Patni:
Yaad Nhi..! :D :P

 मुर्गियों के फार्म में एक बार निरीक्षण के लिए इंस्पेक्टर आया.

इंस्पेक्टर: तुम मुर्गियों को क्या खिलाते हो?

पहला मालिक: बाजरा.

इंस्पेक्टर: खराब खाना, इसे गिरफ्तार कर लो.

दूसरा: चावल.

इंस्पेक्टर: गलत खाना इसे भी गिरफ्तार कर लो.

अब संता की बार आई, वह बहुत डर गया था. फिर संता डरते-डरते बोला: हम तो जी मुर्गियों को 5-5 रुपए दे देते हैं कि जो तुम्हारी मर्जी है जाकर खा लो.

 Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar
se,
to
hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala
ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum
behosh ho gaye…

1 waqt tha aap K msgs aise aaty thy

jesy kisi ne ap k Sir Pe PISTOL rkhi hui hai

or ap se msg krwa rha hai

mgr ab lgta hai

us ne

GoLi mar di?

Hall hi mein Mumbai mein hue Bomb Blast par.
NETA JI - Aap batayen ki hum hamlon ko to rok nahin sakte, akhir kis trah aap ko surkshit kare.
AIK NAGRIK- Sir, aap indian ko aise surkshit rakho jaise KASAB ko rakha hai.

Nitin- (Principal se) Sir mera Jotter company ka pen vishal ne chori kar liya hai.
Vishal- Nahin sir yeh mera Jotter company ka pen hai. Ise maine kal hi kharida hai.
Principal-(Nitin se) Dekho nitin is trah ke aik hi company ke kei pen ho sakte hain. (Apne pen Dikhate hue) yeh dekho mere pass bhi 2 pen Jotter company ke hain.
Nitin-(principal se) Sir parson bhi mere do pen Jotter company ke gum hue the.

Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi thi.
Padosi: Kyun maar Rahi ho.
Patni: Inko Call Kiya, To ek Ladki boli.
Aap jis se Sampark karna chahte ho Wo abhi vyast hain!!!!

LALU: Beta ye kaisi Machis laye ho, Sasura ek bhi tilli nahi jal raha hai.
SON: Kya baat karte ho papa sab ki sab check karke laya hoon.